Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 8.25x
Brain Capacity: 41 skills
Energy Tank: 680

Upgrades BorkedCupcake has gotten!

Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
2500
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
68
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
2400
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
600
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
180
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
2000
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
2000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
200
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
25
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
200
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012
1600
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
25
Wheeler Dealer Who said it was used? Vendor buyback prices are 5% higher.
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
25000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Thu. December 6, 2012
25
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
1250
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
1000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
25
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Sun. December 2, 2012
5000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012
25
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012
1200
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012
1000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012
2000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
2000
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
20000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
2500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
750
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
6000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
2000
Industrial Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
10000
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Wed. November 14, 2012
2000
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
500
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
330
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
19500
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
2000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
1200
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
250
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
25
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
2000
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
400
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
25
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Tue. November 13, 2012
2000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
500
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
400
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
600
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
500
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
2000
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
2400
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1500
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
3000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
300
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
435
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
200
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
400
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1500
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
2500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
100
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1500
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1200
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
1000
Woodier Harvest Reduces the energy required to harvest wood from 20 to 12, AND Hatchet wear from 5 to 3 per chopping. What a bargain!
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
750
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
600
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
1500
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
300
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sat. November 10, 2012
2000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
5000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
25
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
125
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
1500
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
1000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
800
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
250
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
200
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
3000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
4000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Tue. November 6, 2012
1500
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
10000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
250
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
200
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
750
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
500
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
5000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
6000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Mon. November 5, 2012
1000
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
4000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Mad Machinist II Overclock your machines to make things in batches twice as large as those specified by factory settings.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
10000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
25
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1250
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
500
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
375
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
2000
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. November 3, 2012
2400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
50
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
1500
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
33829
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
10000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
4000
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
48
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for BorkedCupcake. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012