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Quoin Multiplier: 4.95x
Brain Capacity: 35 skills
Energy Tank: 430

Upgrades Punchline has gotten!

Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		1200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		1000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		1500
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		600
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		4000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		200
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		14791
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		37
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		400
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		125
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		800
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		8493
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		800
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		800
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		250
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		600
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		110
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		5000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		5000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		600
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		3000
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		2000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		100
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		1600
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		1500
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		4360
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		1500
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		400
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		5000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		25
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		5000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		375
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		400
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		25
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		400
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		800
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		400
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		1000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		2000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		400
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		2000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		1500
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		600
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		1200
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		3000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		200
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		435
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		200
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012 		250
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		300
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		250
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		100
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012 		200
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		600
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		1220
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		1500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		750
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		600
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		300
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		1250
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		500
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		1250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		980
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012 		1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		600
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 1.70 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +270 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012