Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.7x
Brain Capacity: 35 skills
Energy Tank: 530

Upgrades Parsnippity Junior has gotten!

Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
1250
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
7220
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
400
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
6120
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1500
Fruitier Harvest Flowering realization about the nature of Fruit Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2400
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
4000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
400
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
750
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1000
Captain Cook II Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
10000
Eggier Harvest Inspired understanding of Egg Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1200
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
51
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
150
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
750
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
10000
Beaker Genius Tweak that Beaker for a better chance of a bigger Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Spicier Harvest Scintillating insight into the wonders of Spice Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
800
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
3000
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
2000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
200
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
400
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
750
Tireless Transmogrifier II Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
6000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012
750
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012
5190
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
140
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
3000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
25
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
51
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
1200
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
25
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
2500
Extra Dirty Increase your ability to dig one Dirt Pile to a whopping 5 times a day!
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
4000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
25
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
500
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
500
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
25
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
5000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. July 11, 2012
51
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. July 11, 2012
200
Manic Mining III Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 50%.
Got it Wed. July 11, 2012
10000
Gassier Harvest Ethereal inclinations regarding Gas Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
1200
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
750
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
5000
Bubblier Harvest Arcane knowledge of Bubble Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
800
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
200
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
2000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
5000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
4000
Tree Hugger III Not boosted enough? Bump that chance for a 2X Super Tree Harvest just a little more...
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
1000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
300
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
2000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
5000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
100
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
1500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
125
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
2000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
1000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
1000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
250
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
1000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
44
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
1000
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
2000
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
400
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
2500
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
400
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
400
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2500
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
500
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
300
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1500
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2000
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
5000
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
2500
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
2000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
200
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
500
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
1000
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
1000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
2500
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
375
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
600
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
750
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
1000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
400
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1500
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
400
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
500
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1200
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
200
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1250
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1200
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
600
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
800
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
800
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
500
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
435
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
330
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
4000
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
3000
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
3500
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
5000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
250
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
600
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
250
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
40
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
40
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
3000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
5000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
300
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
600
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
5000
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
500
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
800
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
600
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
250

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Parsnippity Junior. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012