Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 12.1x
Brain Capacity: 45 skills
Energy Tank: 1370

Upgrades Ascher has gotten!

Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
100
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
5000
Happier Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills further, so your herd produces 20% more!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
7500
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 29, 2012
16000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
8000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
16000
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
3000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
250
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
117
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
8000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
2000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
600
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
500
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
2000
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
2500
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
2500
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
600
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
600
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
300
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
4000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
500
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
200
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
330
Mad Machinist II Overclock your machines to make things in batches twice as large as those specified by factory settings.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
10000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
200
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
200
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
2000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
2000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
3200
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
2000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
3200
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
14000
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
2000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
5000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
16000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
1000
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
1600
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
1000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
1500
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
1200
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
500
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
5000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
6000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
400
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
1500
Betterer Blockmaker Further illumination of the mysteries of Urth, resulting in 40% fuel savings when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
2000
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
5000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
3000
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
32930
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
2500
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
2000
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
2500
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
10000
Super Happy Animals Squeeze 20% more happy animals onto your land. So many happy animals, it's wild!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
5000
Gathering Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 15%.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
10000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
28890
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
3000
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
750
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
55575
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
4000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
5000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
5000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia II Gain a second extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands for a total of twelve glorious minutes.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
25000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
1200
Beaker Genius Tweak that Beaker for a better chance of a bigger Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
5000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
200
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
12000
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
2500
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
750
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
5000
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
15000
Tendy Gonzales You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
15000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
33829
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 7.90 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +1000 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012