What?
Having papers — in order, of course! — is required for various citizenshiply things, including for using public transportation.
When?
Got it Sun, Sep 16, 2012
What?
Maintained a solid buzz for 10 straight minutes, for no discernable reason whatsoever
When?
Got it Sun, Sep 16, 2012
Ascended
Ascended
What?
You ascended at the time of the Great Reset. Future glitcheologists will know one thing: in the beginning, you were there.
When?
Got it Sun, Sep 16, 2012
Beta Cherub
Beta Cherub
What?
When the time of the Great Reset came, you had reached at least level 11. Then you ascended, and history will remember you forever.
When?
Got it Sun, Sep 16, 2012
Licensed To Brush Foxes
Licensed To Brush Foxes
What?
Congrats! You are now licensed to brush foxes.
When?
Got it Sun, Sep 16, 2012