Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 8.25x
Brain Capacity: 39 skills
Energy Tank: 340

Upgrades Miss Geek has gotten!

Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
34
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
5000
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
3000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
4000
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
1250
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
1200
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
800
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
1250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
14000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
4000
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1250
Boisterous Bartender II Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
8000
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
800
Tireless Transmogrifier II Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
6000
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2500
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1250
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
24282
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
4000
Overachiever V Time to find a new obsession, Type A. With this upgrade, you'll earn 10% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
1500
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. October 26, 2012
14791
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
1200
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
1500
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Mon. October 22, 2012
8000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
400
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
25
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
200
Tincturing Todd Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
2000
Captain Cook II Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
10000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
3000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
400
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
8000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
4400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
800
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
6000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
25
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
125
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
400
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
30
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
2000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012
3000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
500
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
600
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
600
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
4000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
1200
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
100
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
6783
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
1500
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
1000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
29
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
3000
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
750
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
1250
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
400
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
2000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
750
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
1500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
1500
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
1500
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
5000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012
1000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
12000
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
3500
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
2500
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
800
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
435
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
300
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
300
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
4000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Fri. October 12, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 7, 2012
600
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. October 7, 2012
600
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. October 7, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012
1910
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012
375
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012
4000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012
5000
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012
2000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Fri. October 5, 2012
25
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Fri. October 5, 2012
5000
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
2000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
1000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
200
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
600
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
600
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
2000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
5000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
500
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
400
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
800
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
1000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
2500
Magic Sort Automatically swaps items around across all your bags so that the distribution of items most closely matches your bags' specializations. (Only works if you have specialized some bags!)
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
20000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012
600
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012
100
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
10000
Luscious Loomer Amplify your Loomer to make String, General Fabric and Rugs in batches that are 2.5 times as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
3000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
600
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
1500
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
2500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
200
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
330
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
600
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
500
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
600
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
1500
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
200
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
30000
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sat. September 15, 2012
600
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sat. September 15, 2012
300
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. September 15, 2012
1500
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
400
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
5000
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
3000
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
5000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
100
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
1000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
1500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
500
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
2000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
2000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
300
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
400
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
400
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
2000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012
500
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012
40
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012
1530
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. September 10, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
600
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
20
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
250
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
750
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
50
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
20
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
1220
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
1250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
400
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
780
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
30
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
400
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
780
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
300
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
400
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 31, 2012
600

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012