Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.5x
Brain Capacity: 37 skills
Energy Tank: 700

Upgrades Fabulous McHomocore has gotten!

Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
500
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
4000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
10000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
250
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
375
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2500
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
200
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
330
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1200
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
800
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
500
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
10000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2400
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
500
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
5000
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2000
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2000
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
3000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
250
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
200
Double Max Relax Get double the benefits when you Max Relax!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
4000
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 5.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +680 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012