Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 4.2x
Brain Capacity: 32 skills
Energy Tank: 430

Upgrades Purple Haze has gotten!

Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. July 25, 2012
500
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Wed. July 25, 2012
435
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Wed. July 25, 2012
750
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Tue. July 24, 2012
4000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sat. July 21, 2012
200
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sat. July 21, 2012
400
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Sat. July 21, 2012
2500
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Sat. July 21, 2012
3000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. July 21, 2012
5000
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Fri. July 20, 2012
2000
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Fri. July 20, 2012
1000
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Thu. July 19, 2012
500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Thu. July 19, 2012
400
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. July 19, 2012
5000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
5000
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
200
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
375
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
600
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
1000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
200
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
250
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
42
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
25
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
750
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
25
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
25
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
500
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
600
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
600
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
400
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
500
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
25
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
750
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
25
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
2500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
42
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
1500
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
2000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
750
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
5000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
1500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
125
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
1500
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
1500
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
300
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
200
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
330
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
5000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
1000
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
5000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
2000
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
2500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
250
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
250
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
3000
Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
5000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sat. July 14, 2012
1000
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sat. July 14, 2012
500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sat. July 14, 2012
200
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 3.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +420 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012