Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 7.15x
Brain Capacity: 37 skills
Energy Tank: 960

Upgrades The Dalai Lama has gotten!

Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
330
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
170
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
3000
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
3000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2800
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2800
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
25
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
5000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
5000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2800
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
200
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
5000
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
500
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
800
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
600
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
4000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Industrial Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
10000
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
4000
Alchemy Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 15%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
10000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
250
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
3000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
400
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
3000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
90
Bean Growing Expert I Beans planted and petted mature into trees a little faster.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2800
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
20000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
200
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
500
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
7000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
250
Beaker Genius Tweak that Beaker for a better chance of a bigger Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1400
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
3000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
600
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
200
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2500
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
400
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
600
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
200
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
375
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1500
Shrine On II When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 50% more damage.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
6000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
500
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
25
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
125
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
750
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
10000
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
4000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
500
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
600
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
12000
Transcendental Radius II Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
4000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1200
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2400
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2500
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
400
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
200
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
12000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
25
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
5000
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
400
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
3000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
200
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
5000
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2500
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
500
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
400
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
800
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 4.90 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +600 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012