Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 2.3x
Brain Capacity: 28 skills
Energy Tank: 290

Upgrades Dread Pirate has gotten!

Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012
600
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012
800
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012
400
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012
600
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012
2500
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
3000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
25
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
400
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
1250
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
400
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
3000
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
800
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
70
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
28
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
1200
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
600
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
25
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
435
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
1000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
1500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
100
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
600
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Sat. August 18, 2012
1500
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
25
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
1250
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
1250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
1910
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
25
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. August 16, 2012
2000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
50
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
25
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
400
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
2500
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. August 15, 2012
3000
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
750
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
50
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
600
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
24
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
1530
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
50
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
600
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
2000
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
375
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
45
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
600
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
500
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
25
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
200
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
330
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
45
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
1250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
600
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
25
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
500
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
300
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
600
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
600
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
800
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
400
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
400
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
400
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
25
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
250
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
400
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
300
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
200
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
200
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
50
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
980
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
980
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
300
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
600
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
20
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
50
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
25
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
200
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
20
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
250
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
20
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
400
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
125
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
400
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
200
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
200
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
1140
Skill Learning Brain Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
100
Encyclopeddling The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
90
Zoomability Zooming how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
75
Camera Mode Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy and it works great with Zoomability!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
75
Mappery Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
20
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
6
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
6
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
3
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
2