Upgrades | Glitch

Upgrades Syspiria has gotten!

Fast Scraper	Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	8000
Quoiner the Market II	Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	2000
Watering Whiz	Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking. Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	15000
Happy Herd	Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more! Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	4000
Truly Outrageous I	Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine. Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	1000
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	400
Refined Speed	Reduce your crushing time by 20%. Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	2000
Captain Cook I	Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes. Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	5000
Dirty	You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew! Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	2500
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Tue. August 28, 2012	100
Bean Growing Expert I	Beans planted and petted mature into trees a little faster. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	2000
Quoiner the Market I	Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	1500
Tireless Transmogrifier I	Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	3000
Twinsies II	This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	1000
Basic Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	300
Fuel Efficiency	Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	500
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	25
Speedy Assembler	Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	100
Super Animal Harvest II	This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	400
Who Smelt It?	Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	1500
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	20
Ticket To Beam Me Down	Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	25
Saucy Pan	Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide! Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	400
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	250
Snapshottery	Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	500
Elemental Shake	Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	2000
Fast Scooper	Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second! Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sun. August 26, 2012	4360
Grilliant	Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	800
Jellisacular Drops	Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey! Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	1500
Fast Talker	Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher. Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	10000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	1220
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	400
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	110
Spicy Times	This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out! Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	200
It's Teflon Time	Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	300
Industrial Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	100
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Tue. August 21, 2012	25
Fit for a King II	Improve your Quest rewards by 4%. Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	400
Rube Radar	Double your chances of meeting The Rube. Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	5000
Piggy Control Freak	Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick! Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	2500
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	25
Friend of Metal	By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees. Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	750
The Green Smelt	Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot. Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	1000
Shaken, not Stirred	All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%. Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	375
Alchemy Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	400
Beryl Expert	Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining! Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	4000
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	20
Tendy Gonzales	You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang! Got it Sun. August 19, 2012	15000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sun. August 12, 2012	1795
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. August 12, 2012	300
Super Animal Harvest I	Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade. Got it Sun. August 12, 2012	200
Twinsies I	Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg. Got it Sun. August 12, 2012	600
Well Watered	A chance of getting a special item when you water trees. Got it Sun. August 12, 2012	600
Big Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting. Got it Sun. August 12, 2012	600
Manic Mining I	Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%. Got it Sun. August 12, 2012	2000
Sweet Knife Skills	Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP! Got it Mon. August 6, 2012	200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Mon. August 6, 2012	50
Cooking Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Mon. August 6, 2012	400
Rube's Favorite	You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade. Got it Mon. August 6, 2012	5000
Pantastic	Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Sun. August 5, 2012	400
Heavy Petting	A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees. Got it Sun. August 5, 2012	600
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. August 5, 2012	50
Medium Triple Jump	A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing. Got it Sun. August 5, 2012	1500
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Sun. August 5, 2012	70
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sun. August 5, 2012	300
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sun. August 5, 2012	100
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. August 4, 2012	50
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	200
Animal Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	400
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	100
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	25
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	100
Energy Tank +20	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. August 1, 2012	400
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	400
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	250
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	200
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	100
Skill Learning Brain	Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012
Encyclopeddling	The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	90
Camera Mode	Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability! Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	75
Zoomability	Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode! Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	75
Mappery	Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	20
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	6
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	6
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	3
Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Tue. July 31, 2012	2