Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.4x
Brain Capacity: 36 skills
Energy Tank: 440

Upgrades Ye Olde Cat Lady has gotten!

Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
25
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
500
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
2500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sun. July 15, 2012
100
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
600
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
400
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
1200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
2000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
600
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
200
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
300
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
800
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
1500
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
2500
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
1500
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
8520
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2400
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2400
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
5000
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
400
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
1000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
125
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
400
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
500
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
3000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
140
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
14250
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
1500
Intellectual Learning Speed V Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 20%.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
20000
Double Max Relax Get double the benefits when you Max Relax!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
4000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2000
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1200
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
200
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
600
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
200
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
10000
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
435
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1500
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1500
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2500
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
400
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
250
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
330
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2500
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
3000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
4000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
200
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
750
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
250
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
3000
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
3500
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
300
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
200
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
600

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Ye Olde Cat Lady. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012