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I TOLD YOU I WOULD FUCKING DO IT

GET READY GIRL

HERE COMES THE SHIT

The more time I spend wandering this place, the more I realize just how vast a place this world is.

So much love went into shaping this world. Take a moment to appreciate how much work went into each area. Someone drew each of these bushes, rocks, and objects. Then more people came and made it so you could interact with them. And when another Glitch runs by you, they're able to interact with you. It's such a complex mechanism, and yet it's executed so well and maintained so smoothly.

Forget the giants. The only true god of Glitch is Tiny Speck.

Back in the days before the Glitches, the Giants gathered together for a feast. All the Giants sat in their places, waiting patiently for their meal to arrive. Only Lem was impatient, pacing about and demanding to know when the food would be prepared. His constant motions distracted Pot, corrupting his imagination and causing the meal to spoil. Upset at the ruination of their feast, the other Giants combined their imaginations to devise a proper punishment. Lem was cursed to wander forever, never staying in one place for long. As time passed and sentience arrived to the world, Lem began to bring others on his journies. Through them he learned many things about the nature of the world he governed. He crafted stations where Glitches could await his arrival. When they felt his venerable presence, they would depart, knowing they were accompanied by a divine Giant and benefitting from his protection. So it was that Lem was granted dominion over travellers and the knowledge they carry.

I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. I spent it all buying every single diamond from the auctions. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my pigs go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fill your yard with obnoxious shit.