Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.5x
Brain Capacity: 41 skills
Energy Tank: 670

Upgrades No You has gotten!

Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
1500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
200
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
500
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
1500
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
1000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
1200
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1500
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
200
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
200
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
10000
Growing Learning Speed V Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 20%.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
20000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1200
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
4000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
2400
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1000
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
3000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
500
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
600
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
4000
Growing Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 15%.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
10000
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
5000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
19500
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
5000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
64
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1200
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1500
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
500
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
2500
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1200
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1200
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
600
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2000
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
400
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
33829
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
5000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
250
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
400
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
500
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
500
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2000
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1500
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
250
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
400
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
100
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
3000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2800
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
4000
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
750
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
250
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
300
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
200
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2500
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
200
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2400
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
125
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1000
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1200
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2000
Woodier Harvest Reduces the energy required to harvest wood from 20 to 12, AND Hatchet wear from 5 to 3 per chopping. What a bargain!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
750
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
500
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
750
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1500
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1200
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 4.90 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +600 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012