Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 14.4x
Brain Capacity: 32 skills
Energy Tank: 1030

Upgrades Auntie Grizelda has gotten!

Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012
20000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. December 5, 2012
1600
Cool As Ice Increase your scraping yields from the vanilla 1 to 3 Ice to a much cooler 2 to 5 Ice.
Got it Wed. December 5, 2012
4000
Quoiner the Market IV Bump your quoin limit to 140. Almost at the max...
Got it Wed. December 5, 2012
3500
High Jumper III This is the jump you've been waiting for: an incredible "little bit" higher than the classic Glitchen jump height! BOING!
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012
15000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. November 17, 2012
20000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. November 12, 2012
18000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. November 11, 2012
190
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Fri. November 9, 2012
15000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012
3200
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
25
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 31, 2012
4500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012
4000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 24, 2012
4000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sat. October 20, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Fri. October 19, 2012
25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
25
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
25
Tree Hugger III Not boosted enough? Bump that chance for a 2X Super Tree Harvest just a little more...
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
1000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
180
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
8000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012
100
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
180
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
7000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 12, 2012
2800
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
3500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
7000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Wed. October 10, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. October 9, 2012
7000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012
88
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012
7000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012
25
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Sun. October 7, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. October 5, 2012
2800
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012
25
Tincturing Todd Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012
2000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
6000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
6000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
170
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
170
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012
3000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012
2500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
5000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
25
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
12000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
7000
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
1250
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
250
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Tue. September 4, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 1, 2012
4000
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
5000
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
5000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
76
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
170
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Thu. August 23, 2012
400
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. August 23, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012
1400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012
2400
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Mon. August 20, 2012
8000
Luscious Loomer Amplify your Loomer to make String, General Fabric and Rugs in batches that are 2.5 times as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
3000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
25
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
1000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sun. August 19, 2012
25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Mon. August 13, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
2400
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. August 12, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012
1200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012
4000
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012
330
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012
1500
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012
70
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Fri. August 3, 2012
1000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Thu. August 2, 2012
25
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. August 2, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 31, 2012
2400
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Mon. July 30, 2012
500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1600
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. July 28, 2012
1600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. July 28, 2012
1200
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. July 27, 2012
400
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Fri. July 27, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Fri. July 27, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. July 26, 2012
25
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Wed. July 25, 2012
750
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Wed. July 25, 2012
25
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sat. July 21, 2012
1000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. July 20, 2012
67
Woodier Harvest Reduces the energy required to harvest wood from 20 to 12, AND Hatchet wear from 5 to 3 per chopping. What a bargain!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
750
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
160
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
67
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. July 16, 2012
160
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012
3000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
6000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012
61
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sat. July 7, 2012
400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. July 7, 2012
61
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sat. July 7, 2012
200
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012
1200
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
61
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
750
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
25
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
200
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
300
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
1200
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
800
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
800
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
400
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
59
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
2500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. June 24, 2012
150
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
1200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
2400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
2000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
600
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
6000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
100
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
435
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
125
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012
800
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
1200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
800
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
5000
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
400
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
400
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
4000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
2000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
2000
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
1000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
1500
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012
600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
2000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
200
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
600
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
750
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
140
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
1500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
1000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
1000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
1000
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
600
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
43
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
1500
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
400
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
750
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
400
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
3000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
5000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
500
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
4000
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
1200
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
2000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
400
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
130
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
2000
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
1500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
750
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
400
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
2500
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
2000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
1600
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Wed. June 6, 2012
2500
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
800
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
250
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012
1000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
200
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
800
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
1500
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
300
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
37
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
500
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
800
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
130
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 29, 2012
800
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Mon. May 28, 2012
1500
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Mon. May 28, 2012
1500
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1500
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
600
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
500
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
2500
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
1500

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Auntie Grizelda. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012