Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.9x
Brain Capacity: 42 skills
Energy Tank: 960

Upgrades GuyOn A Buffalo has gotten!

Harry the Haggler Value is your new middle name! Vendor prices lowered by 10%.
Got it Sat. December 1, 2012
15000
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Sat. December 1, 2012
8000
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Sat. December 1, 2012
2500
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sat. December 1, 2012
750
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Sat. December 1, 2012
3000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. December 1, 2012
96
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. December 1, 2012
25
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Sat. December 1, 2012
4000
Giants' Beloved II Open your heart. Altogether 20% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012
12000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 29, 2012
7000
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Wed. November 28, 2012
200
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Wed. November 28, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
7000
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
10000
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
1400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. November 27, 2012
85
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
25
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2800
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
12000
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
2000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
22230
Growing Learning Speed V Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 20%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
20000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
2800
Growing Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 15%.
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012
10000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012
25
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012
800
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012
5000
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. September 18, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. September 17, 2012
25
Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
5000
Iconically Thrifty II Continued worship produces results. Tithing Icons now costs 5% less than normal.
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
3000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Fri. September 14, 2012
25
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Thu. September 13, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
12000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
200
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
2500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. September 12, 2012
39900
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
1500
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
8000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. September 11, 2012
6000
Dig a Bog Twice A Day Through a deeper familiarity with bog mechanics, you are now able to dig a single Peat Bog twice in one game day.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
10000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012
2400
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012
400
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012
4000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012
25
Luscious Loomer Amplify your Loomer to make String, General Fabric and Rugs in batches that are 2.5 times as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Fri. September 7, 2012
3000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012
64
Grain Attraction Each normal squeeze of a chicken will net you 10 grain and the grain-doubling applies to super harvests too. Huge!
Got it Thu. September 6, 2012
15000
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012
15000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. September 2, 2012
300
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
2000
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
15000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
11870
Tendy Gonzales You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang!
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
15000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Tue. August 28, 2012
25
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
800
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
5000
Transcendental Radius II Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
4000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
64
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
10060
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. August 14, 2012
25
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Wed. August 1, 2012
1500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Wed. August 1, 2012
200
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Wed. August 1, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1200
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1200
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
400
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
750
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1500
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2500
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1200
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
400
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
2000
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
1200
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
17442
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
5190
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
3000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2400
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
750
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
200
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
500
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
4400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
200
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
5000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
600
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
160
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
6000
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
2500
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Tue. May 15, 2012
5000
Truly Outrageous IV Unlock the deepest secrets of precious jewels for an 8% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2500
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
6783
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
59
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
150
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
400
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2400
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
6000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
600
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
5000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
54
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
1000
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
2000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
400
Manic Mining III Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
10000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
125
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1500
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1250
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1500
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
150
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
5000
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
3500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
100
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
750
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1200
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1500
Happier Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills further, so your herd produces 20% more!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
7500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
600
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
4000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
200
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2500
Super Happy Animals Squeeze 20% more happy animals onto your land. So many happy animals, it's wild!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
5000
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
4000
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
800
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
200
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
300
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
53
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
3000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
250
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
250
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1200
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
4000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
300
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
4000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2500
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
400
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
400
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
435
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
600
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
750
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
375
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
250
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
500
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
1200

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for GuyOn A Buffalo. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012