Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.1x
Brain Capacity: 32 skills
Energy Tank: 560

Upgrades Tietjens has gotten!

Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
150
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Fri. December 7, 2012
3000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Wed. November 28, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Wed. November 28, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Wed. November 28, 2012
25
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Wed. November 28, 2012
2000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
25
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2000
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2000
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2400
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2500
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
1000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
1000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
400
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2400
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
1500
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
1000
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
400
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2400
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
400
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
140
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
400
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
1000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
25
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
2000
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
5000
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sun. November 25, 2012
400
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
48
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
25
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
250
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Sat. November 24, 2012
800
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. November 23, 2012
2000
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Fri. November 23, 2012
1600
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. November 23, 2012
1000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Wed. November 21, 2012
1500
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Wed. November 21, 2012
25
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Wed. November 21, 2012
250
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Tue. November 20, 2012
2500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Tue. November 20, 2012
750
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
2000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
300
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012
5000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
600
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
500
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
25
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
600
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1500
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
400
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1500
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
600
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2500
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
4000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
600
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2500
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
25
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2500
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
200
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
5000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
5000
Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
5000
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2500
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
5000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
5000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
500
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
400
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
375
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
750
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
250
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
300
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
4000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1000
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
3000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
4000
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1000
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1000
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
1500
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 29, 2012
2000
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 3.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +420 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012