Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 3.45x
Brain Capacity: 31 skills
Energy Tank: 370

Upgrades Smelly Kelly has gotten!

Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
6783
Dig a Bog Twice A Day Through a deeper familiarity with bog mechanics, you are now able to dig a single Peat Bog twice in one game day.
Got it Thu. November 8, 2012
10000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
300
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
5000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. November 7, 2012
37
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
800
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
100
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
1500
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. October 11, 2012
140
Tendy Gonzales You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang!
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
15000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
25
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
35
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
15000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
25
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
200
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
4000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012
1000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
2000
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
1910
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
100
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
500
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
25
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
400
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
1250
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
375
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Wed. October 3, 2012
2500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012
100
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012
400
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
1500
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
400
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
25
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
1000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. September 30, 2012
4000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
25
Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
5000
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
400
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
25
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
8000
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
5000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
500
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012
1000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
1200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
1530
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
2000
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
330
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
600
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
2000
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
3000
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
1250
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
25
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
200
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
5000
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
1250
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
1500
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
250
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
600
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
200
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
5000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
4000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
25
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
400
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
2000
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
400
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
400
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
2500
Transcendental Radius II Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
4000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
1220
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
125
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
2500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
25
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
200
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
400
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
5000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
3000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
500
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
1000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
25
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
300
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
5000
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
750
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
1000
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
2000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
200
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
500
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
500
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
1500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
250
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
2000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
200
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
1000
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 1.70 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +270 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012