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Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 8.15x
Brain Capacity: 42 skills
Energy Tank: 680

Upgrades Pingbot has gotten!

Fast Scooper Decrease the time it takes you to scoop a jellisac down to a single second!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		5000
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		500
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		4000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		1200
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		25
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		1000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		1200
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		400
Beaker Genius Tweak that Beaker for a better chance of a bigger Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		5000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		400
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		190
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		25
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		1250
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		400
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		750
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		250
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		400
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		5000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		1000
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		8000
Betterer Blockmaker Further illumination of the mysteries of Urth, resulting in 40% fuel savings when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		2000
Boisterous Bartender II Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		8000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		8000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		1000
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Sun. December 9, 2012 		5000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012 		25
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012 		400
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012 		375
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012 		25
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Sat. December 8, 2012 		400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		3000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		25
Shrine On II When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 50% more damage.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		6000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		1500
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		500
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		4000
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		1600
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		25
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		1500
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		500
Tendy Gonzales You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang!
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		15000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		2000
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		800
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		1200
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		2500
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		2500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		125
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		100
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		25
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Mon. November 26, 2012 		1000
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		500
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		4000
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		3000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		600
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		5000
Luscious Loomer Amplify your Loomer to make String, General Fabric and Rugs in batches that are 2.5 times as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		3000
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		750
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		22230
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		39900
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		250
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		2000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		2400
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		200
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		2500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		1500
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		2000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		25
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Thu. November 22, 2012 		5000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		200
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		500
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		200
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1200
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		600
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2000
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		250
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		500
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2400
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		5000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		200
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		400
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2000
Efficient Prunes Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2000
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1500
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		400
Tireless Transmogrifier II Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		6000
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		5000
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		400
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		750
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		25
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1500
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2500
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		600
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1000
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		10000
Steady On, Mood Loser A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/6th slower than the natural rate.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		7500
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		5000
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		20000
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		3000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1000
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		4000
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2500
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		800
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		500
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		12000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		11870
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		500
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2500
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		300
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2000
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1500
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		435
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		250
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		2000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		200
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		500
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		1500
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		200

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Pingbot. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012