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Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.45x
Brain Capacity: 42 skills
Energy Tank: 700

Upgrades Derpypants has gotten!

Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Fri. November 30, 2012 		25
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Sun. November 4, 2012 		8000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. October 21, 2012 		1200
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		5000
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		100
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		25
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		2000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. October 18, 2012 		1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012 		22230
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Mon. October 8, 2012 		30000
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Thu. October 4, 2012 		5000
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012 		5000
Tinker Plus Gives an even better chance for more bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012 		1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. October 1, 2012 		1200
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		7500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		1200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		190
Bean Growing Expert I Beans planted and petted mature into trees a little faster.
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		2000
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sat. September 29, 2012 		500
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012 		25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012 		67
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012 		25
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012 		25
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012 		10000
Captain Cook II Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012 		10000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1000
Fit for a King V Improve your quest rewards by 10%.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012 		1200
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		5000
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		180
Eggier Harvest Inspired understanding of Egg Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012 		1200
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012 		19500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012 		800
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012 		25
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sat. August 11, 2012 		5000
Overachiever V Time to find a new obsession, Type A. With this upgrade, you'll earn 10% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012 		1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 10, 2012 		16520
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. August 7, 2012 		24282
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 		170
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 		800
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 		25
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 		500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012 		8520
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012 		7220
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012 		1000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012 		67
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. July 13, 2012 		6120
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		330
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		6000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		25
Bubblier Harvest Arcane knowledge of Bubble Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		800
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		2400
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		200
Steady On, Mood Loser A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/6th slower than the natural rate.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		7500
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		500
Tireless Transmogrifier II Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		6000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		800
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		25
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012 		1500
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Wed. July 11, 2012 		750
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. July 11, 2012 		160
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. July 11, 2012 		2400
Grain Attraction Each normal squeeze of a chicken will net you 10 grain and the grain-doubling applies to super harvests too. Huge!
Got it Wed. July 11, 2012 		15000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Wed. July 11, 2012 		1200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		58
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		1200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		600
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		2000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		25
Chicken Control Freak Control the range a Chicken'll wander around a Chicken Stick!
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		2500
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		3000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		25
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		800
Super Happy Animals Squeeze 20% more happy animals onto your land. So many happy animals, it's wild!
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012 		5000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		600
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		300
Gassier Harvest Ethereal inclinations regarding Gas Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		1200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		2400
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		400
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		2000
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		250
Spicier Harvest Scintillating insight into the wonders of Spice Plants, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		800
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		800
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		2400
Beenier Harvest Advanced knowledge of Bean Trees, which gives you the chance of a whopping 4X harvest.
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012 		2400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		51
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		1200
Boisterous Bartender II Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		8000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		300
Tree Hugger III Not boosted enough? Bump that chance for a 2X Super Tree Harvest just a little more...
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012 		1000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Sat. July 7, 2012 		12000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		1000
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		1000
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		1500
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		1500
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		200
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		600
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		49
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		400
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012 		750
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012 		300
Watering Whiz Your long tenure in gardening grants you the ability to water a garden plot in a single second. Breathtaking.
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012 		15000
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		400
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		300
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		2500
Happier Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills further, so your herd produces 20% more!
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012 		7500
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012 		5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012 		130
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012 		1000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012 		400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		2000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		2000
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012 		200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		1000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		400
Tendy Gonzales You know the way of the hoe, and you are not afraid to use it: clear a weedy garden plot in just one solitary second. Bang!
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		15000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		1500
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		1200
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		400
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012 		5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		1000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		200
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		43
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		600
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012 		1200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		1000
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		125
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		375
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		5190
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		200
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		5000
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		250
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		600
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		120
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		300
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		3000
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012 		5000
Super Seedy Powers Always get double seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012 		1600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012 		2000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012 		1500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		40
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		2000
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		3500
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		4000
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012 		3000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012 		800
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012 		750
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012 		2000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012 		400
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012 		1000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012 		5000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012 		800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012 		800
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012 		2500
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012 		4000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012 		500
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Tue. June 5, 2012 		500
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012 		2000
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012 		3000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012 		500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012 		1600
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012 		600
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 21, 2012 		800
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012 		800
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012 		2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012 		800
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012 		800
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012 		2500
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1000
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		800
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		200
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		300
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		250
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		600
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012 		1000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Derpypants. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012