Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 10.8x
Brain Capacity: 39 skills
Energy Tank: 510

Upgrades Sheesh has gotten!

Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
200
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
7000
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
400
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
25
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
200
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
200
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
6000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. June 3, 2012
6000
Gathering Learning Speed V Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 20%.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
20000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
250
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
14000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
2000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
500
Super Animal Harvest III This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 4X Super Harvest, Animal Lober!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
750
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
1000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
200
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
125
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
48
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
2000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
11870
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
3000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
12000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
150
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
1000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
2000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
1000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
4000
Cooking Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 15%.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
10000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
4000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
1600
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
250
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
6000
Piggy Control Freak Control the range a Piggy'll roam around a Pig Stick!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
2500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
2000
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
400
Gathering Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 15%.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
10000
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
2500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
750
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
200
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 30, 2012
800
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
200
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
2400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
47
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
5000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
3000
Alchemy Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 15%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
10000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
46
Happy Herd Improve your Remote Herdkeeping skills, so your herd produces 10% more!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
4000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
600
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2400
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
5000
Industrial Learning Speed V Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 20%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
20000
Industrial Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
10000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
45
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 3.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +450 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012