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Quoin Multiplier: 5x
Brain Capacity: 33 skills
Energy Tank: 400

Upgrades Glitchman has gotten!

Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		400
Master Exploder Disassemble any machine with one swift action.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		800
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		250
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		2500
Tincturing Todd Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		2000
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		435
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		330
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Tue. December 4, 2012 		300
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Mon. November 19, 2012 		800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012 		800
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012 		20000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012 		250
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sun. November 18, 2012 		500
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		5000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		500
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		2000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		1500
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		130
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		2000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		25
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		400
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		25
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		3000
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Tue. October 16, 2012 		5000
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Wed. August 1, 2012 		125
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012 		500
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012 		600
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012 		200
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012 		5000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012 		300
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012 		500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012 		1000
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012 		3000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012 		250
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012 		2000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012 		8000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		500
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Tue. June 19, 2012 		2500
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 		2000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 		600
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 		400
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Fri. June 15, 2012 		200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		200
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012 		2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012 		800
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		400
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		800
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		100
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		100
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		300
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		5000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		800
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		1000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		5000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		600
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		600
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012 		1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012 		5190
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012 		2000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012 		1000
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 2.60 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +360 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012