Upgrades

Upgrades Mother Confessor has gotten!

Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	600
Tempered Steel	Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	125
Grain Hoocher	Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	500
Creative Blending	Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	400
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	400
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	50
Ticket To Beam Me Down	Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	25
Animal Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	1250
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	25
Animal Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Fri. October 12, 2012	400
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	400
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow	Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down! Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	25
Super Animal Harvest I	Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	1425
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	40
Spicy Times	This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out! Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	200
Elemental Shake	Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	2000
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	500
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	25
Sharper Blades	Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	250
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	50
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	200
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	200
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	200
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Thu. October 11, 2012	250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 0.70 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +170	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012

Upgrades Mother Confessor has gotten!

Upgrades given during conversion