Bitterly disappointed rock.

Grounded-in-Reality Rock

I think he needs to get laid. We're currently working to get all of them laid so they will be less angry soon.

So . . . we should stuff him inside a chicken like piggy eggs?

Lol Kukubee!!! :D

I think he's secretly working with the deimaginators

ROFL!! Thank goodness my rock will get laid.

LOL, Kukubee! Maybe cold showers would work!

"I'm almost done with this thing."

I had noticed that the new Rock seems a bit grumpy compared to cheerful, helpful old Magic Rock. "I'm not grumpy, I'm just drawn that way."

Maybe he wouldn't be as grumpy if we took him out on the town for the night to the mines. That way he can have a real rocking party....and find a rocking girlfriend.....lol

yeah...and he might even get stoned!

I think if you don't like your rock you should be able to mine him for a couple of dullite.

HeHe, that rock should be flying, like the vendors do ;)

Just be forewarned, if your Magic Rock is Sparkly, that does not mean he is a vampire........No matter what he tries to tell you.

It just means that perhaps the Sparkly Rocks in the mines really are just common ores.

@triiku -- Are you trying to sully the reputation of the Sparkly
by suggesting they are "rocks of ill-repute?"

At least he isnt Dullite, that would make him a cheap ore.