re: lem.to/p/VY9D

I'm afraid that is my fault as I am actually a qualified Archaeologist IRL (this is actually true). I'm afraid while excavating in Tharon I got wind of a rare fecal dungus in far south bungahole and was in such a hurry that I left some of my tools behind. I had good reason tho as this is what I found: uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki...
Not since discovering the Turdness Monster in 2009 have I ever found anything so rare and full of so many kernals of corn.

Oh my god I almost fell out of my damn office chair laughing

O.o

Cleops is now selling ten-gallon vats of dung-kicker drops.

:)