Honestly, who steals salt? I have just learnt that dressing as a newb and announcing on global that a real newb is on your street (there was) causes people to give you stuff when they decide that only a real newb would choose to dress this bad.
So I am so on to something. If I didn't so feel bad about getting free stuffs I would dress like this all the time. That purple jumper is so horrible and itchy to even look at.
i have a friend who lives in australia and to this day i have trouble for a minute realizing "jumper" means "sweater" and not a little dress with overall straps XD
the first thing i did when i got my character was to ask "what gives? i thought i had SO MANY CHOICES"
and then i learned about wardrobe and vanity. looking for these outfits was also my strategy for finishing that give x items to noob players quest.