"Do not worry my child I have not forsaken you, I was just having a cup of tea and a biscuit, you know I'm awfully busy up here I don't often get the chance to put my feet up and unwind. It's just one thing after another being God"
Spot on yeah?

this cross is upside down.....?

"Let there be Glitch Church."

... and I will raise you up on the wings of eagles. :-)

Given the church of which we're speaking, my guess is: "BALLSACK!"

...or 'BOLLARDS'!

"Yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check... check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

"Oh sure, make a lighted one and show it off like a new car. Why not? Try hanging on the damn thing for a few days then see if you want to make a neon wall decoration out of it."

"NEEDS MORE YEEZY"

"God: Just fiddling around with the graphics engine servers. I'm going to boot you out in 60 seconds, then again in another two minutes."

* applauds all of you *