LitaPie

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.... and the innards went EVERYWHERE. I mean, have fat will travel, and she had 200 pounds of it. Her intestines made the most glorious glistening fat-coated garland I've ever seen. Her sacrifice was well worth it if you ask me, and at least the street corner's resident raccoon family will make a warm and festive home out of her carcass.

a long time ago