Piggy
One happy little porcine with a laidback attitude to life and a lot of love to give. Whether wild or domestic, the piggy gives wisdom from one end, useful gardening supplies from the other, and delicious meat from everywhere inbetween.
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Piggies can be nibbled for Meat.
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Piggies produce Plop when fed Crops.
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Piggies can be grown from Piglets.
Assets
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The Surfeit of Cherries
Piggy
Or nineteeth. Whatever. Whichever of those was the totally righteous one. In the dying days of THAT era, I heard the most dedicated of the Potians wiped out the entire world stock of hooch before the party was halfway done.
You
What happened?
Piggy
Lemons? And Pot? Dude, don't talk to me about Pot and lemons.
You
I'm not sure I did.
Piggy
You should.
You
Then I am.
Piggy
There was just this time, right? It was the feast of Pot. Everyone was totally … how old are you? Well, whatever, everyone was having a Very Good Time, you get me?
You
I'm afraid I might.
Piggy
And this High Potian Priest dude climbed on a table, and started waxing about how he’d got this message, right? About how the thing that would please Pot the most was this dessert he loved as a kid. And he was like: the only thing for it was to gather ALL the lemons in the multiverse and smoosh them all up, and then top them with CLOUDS mixed with HONEY. And, like, if they could only do that, Pot would grant them all this thing, yeah?
You
Thing? What thing?
Piggy
Well that’s the problem. No one at that party remembered. Damn, dude: that was one hell of a party.
You
Woah.
Piggy
I know, right? Anyway, it led to the Great Lemon Shortage and the consequential Four-Hundred-Year Angry Citratic War.
You
Wait, what?
Piggy
I know, bummer, right? Yeah, it was a bummer. Catch ya later. Gots turf to snuffle.
You
Laters, Pig.
The Ages of the World
Piggy
Never mind. It’s a joke that Grendalinians loved. Aw, but seriously: The Feasts. Man. The high point of the evening would be – apart from the free-flowing open bar…
You
Obviously.
Piggy
Dude, I don’t know about you, but I say: of all the eleventy-billion eras, this one is by FAR the rockingest. It’s like, TOTAL Age of Party, you know?”
You
What? Eleventy-what…?
Piggy
BAJILLION.
You
Not a real number.
Piggy
Oh, you don’t kn… never mind, dude. Ix-nay on the ultiple-may orld-way sation-conversayway. Party on.
You
Party on. I guess?
Piggy Tales
Piggy
Man, one time? On Recurse Eve? In the dying days of the thirteenth age of Pot…
You
Thirteenth?
Piggy
They had to break into the Giants' Private Cavern, and "borrow" their stash of Hell Wine.
You
You mean Wine of the Dead?!?
Piggy
Ya, dude. You know? From those crazy hellish grapes?
You
The grapes, yeah. I hear the wine has some serious kick to it.
Piggy
Ya dude, I wouldn't recommend drinking it. That stuff is some bad, BAD vino.
You
Gotcha.
Piggy Tales
Piggy
Dude, I tell you, you’ve not lived until you’ve been to a Feast of Grendaline party.
You
Then I have never lived.
Piggy
No way, REALLY?!? Seriously, you’ve not lived. They are legendary. Legen… wait for it…
You
… waiting…
Piggy
…dary.
You
Sorry, what?
Piggy
Obviously… was the moment the High Priest Dancers would step forward and perform their slow, stately interpretive dance version of Grendaline’s victory over the Rigidity Coalition in the era known as the Time of Considerable Political Tension…
You
Sounds like a blast.
Piggy
…Wearing only a large mask and a carefully placed ornamental button, dude!
You
Sounds like a chilly blast.
Piggy
Aw, you had to be there, man. You had to be there.
You
No kidding.
Piggy Tales
Piggy
Anything good planned for Belabor Day this year?
You
Wha?
Piggy
Belabor Day! Belabor day? Oh come ON dude, you’re not telling me you’re ignoring the partyhardingest day of the year, right?
You
Um… No?
Piggy
Darn right no. Belabor Day, as one of the only holidays that belongs to no Giant, but every giant. And is just the greatest holiday EVER. You know why?
You
No…
Piggy
Me neither, dude. Because traditionally, come the day after, no one can ever remember what they did ON Belabor day. They just know it involved a barbeque, everyone they know, and the copious blessing of the fruits of Friendly, if you know what I’m saying…
You
Cocktails?
Piggy
By the BUCKET, dude!!! Not to … well, belabor it, but it’s the greatest day in the world.
You
Party on, Pig.
Piggy
Party on, Glitch!
You
Oh, I will.