Stainless Precious Metal Fork

Category: Collectibles

This is a lost artifact, known only through ancient stories of long-deceased ancestors, and has not been discovered in Ur.

The traditional gift given to children born under the auspices of the detached but watchful giant Tii, this once pristine and perfectly balanced stainless metalwork was once given to a particularly attractive large-headed baby by the name of Marley LeChuck. Never intended as an implement of feeding (which is lucky, given the murderously pointed prongs) the Tii-ite fork was chimed against hard surfaces to produce a sonorous, resonant, meditative ’tiiiiiiiing’.

• Fits 1 in a backpack slot