Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.5x
Brain Capacity: 28 skills
Energy Tank: 480

Upgrades Angry Inch has gotten!

Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Thu. September 27, 2012
25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
25
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
2000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Wed. September 26, 2012
5000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012
3000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
25
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
3000
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
500
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Mon. September 24, 2012
500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Fri. August 17, 2012
200
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
5000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1500
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Thu. May 31, 2012
1000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
500
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1500
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1500
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1600
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
200
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
4000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
47
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
1000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
1600
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
5000
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
1250
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2000
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 4, 2012
4000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
3000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2500
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
800
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
435
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
5000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Angry Inch. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012