Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 3.1x
Brain Capacity: 34 skills
Energy Tank: 340

Upgrades Conkmasta-Flex has gotten!

Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
5000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
2500
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
800
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
400
Fit for a King V Improve your quest rewards by 10%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1200
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
30
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
150
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1250
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
2500
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
400
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1000
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1250
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Overachiever V Time to find a new obsession, Type A. With this upgrade, you'll earn 10% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
150
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
800
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
4000
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
400
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
200
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
200
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
5000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
3000
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Spicy Times This upgrade gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when using the Spice Mill. Grind it out!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
200
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
2500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
100
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
6120
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1250
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
10630
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
4000
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1000
Tireless Transmogrifier II Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches twice as large as factory specs.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
6000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
2000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
12000
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
800
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
375
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1500
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
4000
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
3000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
150
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
3500
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
23
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
2000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
100
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
800
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
200
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
400
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
500
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
1000
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
125
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
250
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
600
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
25
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
2980
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
400
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
250
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
200
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
5000
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Fri. July 6, 2012
300
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
1200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. June 8, 2012
2380
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. June 7, 2012
800
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1910
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
250
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Thu. May 24, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
400
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
600
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
250
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
750
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
300
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
600
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
330
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
40
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
20
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
200
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2000
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
435
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
250
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
200
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
200
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
750
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1000
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1250
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
400
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
400
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
200
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1530
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
20
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
300
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1140
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
1140
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
100
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
100
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
100
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
200

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012