Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5x
Brain Capacity: 35 skills
Energy Tank: 450

Upgrades Trouser Chili has gotten!

Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
750
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
2000
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
500
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
1000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Thu. August 30, 2012
500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
200
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
1000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
600
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
1500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
14791
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Fri. August 24, 2012
2500
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 3.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +450 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012