Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 11.45x
Brain Capacity: 53 skills
Energy Tank: 2110

Upgrades Klaxis has gotten!

Boisterous Bartender II Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
8000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
200
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
20000
Peaty Expectations This upgrade grants you a deeper understanding of digging, which gives you a chance of finding something special when you Dig a Peat Bog!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1500
Energy Tank +100 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
18000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2500
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
500
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
400
Woodier Harvest Reduces the energy required to harvest wood from 20 to 12, AND Hatchet wear from 5 to 3 per chopping. What a bargain!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
750
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
600
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
5000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
9000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
80000
Betterer Blockmaker Further illumination of the mysteries of Urth, resulting in 40% fuel savings when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
9000
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
15000
Steady On, Mood Loser A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/6th slower than the natural rate.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
7500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
7000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
3500
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +500 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
80000
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
5000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1000
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
3000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
500
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
400
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
800
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
750
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
300
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
600
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
400
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
4000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
180718
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
200
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
200
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
500
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1000
Gathering Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 15%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
10000
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
5000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
131
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia II Gain a second extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands for a total of twelve glorious minutes.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25000
Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
5000
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
10000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
55620
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
250
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
8000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
55575
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
87750
Tincturing Todd Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
600
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
8000
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1500
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
4000
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
500
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
12000
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
33829
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1500
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
600
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
200
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
5000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
250
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
7000
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
8000
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
400
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
300
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
800
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
200
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1600
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
125
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
200
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
1000
Bean Growing Expert I Beans planted and petted mature into trees a little faster.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 9.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +1200 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012