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Upgrades Blabby P has gotten!

Corn Hoocher	Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	500
Sassy Gassifier	Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	400
Master Assembler	Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	500
Refinery	Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	1000
Refined Speed	Reduce your crushing time by 20%. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	2000
Jellisacular Drops	Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	1500
Quoiner the Market I	Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	1500
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	800
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	250
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	500
Tree Hugger I	Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	200
Speedy Assembler	Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012	100
Beryl Expert	Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining! Got it Thu. July 12, 2012	4000
Resilient Grill	Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now! Got it Thu. July 12, 2012	435
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Thu. July 12, 2012	200
Pantastic	Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Thu. July 12, 2012	400
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Thu. July 12, 2012	200
Compound Interest	Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding! Got it Thu. July 12, 2012	400
Cooking Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 2.30 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +330	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012