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Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 2.9x
Brain Capacity: 28 skills
Energy Tank: 370

Upgrades Lord John has gotten!

Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012 		800
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. August 9, 2012 		2000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		600
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		800
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		200
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Wed. August 8, 2012 		200
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012 		200
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012 		4000
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		500
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1250
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		500
Tree Hugger II Further boost your chances of a 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1500
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		80
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		100
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		600
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		500
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		500
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		800
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		500
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		1000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		1000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		30
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		750
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		600
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		4000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		250
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		1500
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		200
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		500
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		600
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		200
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		250
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		600
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		2000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012 		600
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 1.70 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +270 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012