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Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.2x
Brain Capacity: 37 skills
Energy Tank: 670

Upgrades Hasty Lumbago has gotten!

Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012 		2800
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012 		1000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012 		500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012 		200
Corn Hoocher Special Hooch process that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every ear of Corn you stuff into your Hopper.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012 		500
Harvesting Fiend This upgrade grants a chance of a 4X Super Harvest of crops! FOUR EXXXX!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012 		800
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012 		1000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012 		600
Making Metal Plays metal music while you make metal.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012 		500
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		250
Speedier Herbs Shorten the growth time for your herbs by 20%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		4000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2500
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1500
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		3000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		250
Barnacular Drops Hey scrapey! Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score awesome drops when scraping Barnacles.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1500
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		3000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Seedy Powers 75% chance of doubled seeds when shucking herbs.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2400
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		500
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		750
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1200
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Intellectual Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 15%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		10000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		500
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		3000
Jellisacular Drops Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1500
Betterer Blockmaker Further illumination of the mysteries of Urth, resulting in 40% fuel savings when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		330
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		500
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1200
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		300
Dirty You can now dig one Dirt Pile 4 times a day! Whew!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1200
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		800
Speedy Herbs Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer...
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		500
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Beaker Geek Tune up your Beaker skills for a chance of an Imagination bonus when making powders.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2400
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1500
Speedy Assembler Reduce the time it takes you to assemble any machine part.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1200
Heavier Petting An even bigger chance of a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2400
Creative Blending Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		400
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		200
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		6000
Hella Growth Spurt It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		6000
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1200
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		4000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		54
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		33829.5
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		750
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		375
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		300
Super Happy Animals Squeeze 20% more happy animals onto your land. So many happy animals, it's wild!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		5000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		600
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2400
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		3000
Bristling Bonus Boost your Brushing skills so you can get more Fiber when you use the Fox Brush!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1500
Twinsies II This upgrade will better the Chicken's chances of incubating two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		600
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1500
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		600
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		800
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		200
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		125
Sharper Blades Blending lots of drinks? Tired of repairing the damage? Extend your Blender's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		250
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		500
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Better Pot Truly experience the Awesome Pot, which gives you a chance for bonus Imagination when cooking with it.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		1200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2400
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012 		2000
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 4.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +520 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012