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Upgrades Douglas Adams has gotten!

Double Max Relax	Get double the benefits when you Max Relax! Got it Wed. November 14, 2012	4000
Bubble-licioius	Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss! Got it Wed. November 14, 2012	300
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Wed. November 14, 2012	25
Harvesting Fool	This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops! Got it Tue. November 13, 2012	400
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Tue. November 13, 2012	25
Fit for a King IV	Improve your Quest rewards by 8%. Got it Mon. November 12, 2012	800
Cooking Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Mon. November 12, 2012	400
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Mon. November 12, 2012	25
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack?	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps! Got it Mon. November 12, 2012	400
Quoiner the Market II	Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120. Got it Mon. November 12, 2012	2000
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Mon. November 12, 2012	25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Mon. November 12, 2012	100
Growing Learning Speed IV	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 15%. Got it Mon. November 12, 2012	10000
Reshuffle	Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	100
Lavish Laxative	Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 80 currants makes them poop five guano at once (instead of three guano for a meal worth 100+ currants). Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	8000
Fast Scraper	Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	8000
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	20
Hoe Down	More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	500
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	25
Basic Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	300
Stronger, Saucier Pan	Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	330
Overachiever I	Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list! Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	250
Hella Growth Spurt	It's time for a change! Your voice might crack, but your crops will grow 20% faster! Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	5000
Growth Spurt	Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	2000
Stack Up	Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	5000
Gathering Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	1250
Ticket To Starlit Night	Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	25
Clearer Mind	Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	3000
Happy Animals	Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	3000
Iconically Thrifty I	Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	1000
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	25
Efficient Prunes	Feeding Batterflies a meal worth at least 50 currants makes them poop three guano at once, instead of two. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	2000
Captain Cook I	Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	5000
Unlearning Ability	Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it. Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	3000
Snapshottery	Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Sun. November 11, 2012	500
Get Out of Hell Free Card	Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!! Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	20
Resilient Grill	Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now! Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	435
Ticket To Arbor Hollow	Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down! Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	4360
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	200
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	100
Speedy Herbs	Got a strong craving for Herbs? Shorten their growth time by 10%. But remember, faster delivery doesn't mean they'll last longer... Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	2000
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	25
Bigger Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah! Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	1200
Ticket To Beam Me Down	Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends. Got it Sat. November 10, 2012	25
Pantastic	Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Fri. November 9, 2012	400
Jellisacular Drops	Purchase this upgrade for a chance to score an awesome drop when scooping Jellisacs. Gooey! Got it Fri. November 9, 2012	1500
Big Crop Bonus	When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting. Got it Fri. November 9, 2012	600
Twinsies I	Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg. Got it Fri. November 9, 2012	600
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Fri. November 9, 2012	200
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Fri. November 9, 2012	25
Growing Learning Speed III	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%. Got it Fri. November 9, 2012	5000
Grilliant	Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it. Got it Fri. November 9, 2012	800
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	25
Growing Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	1250
Animal Learning Speed III	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	5000
Growing Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	400
Rube's Favorite	You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade. Got it Thu. November 8, 2012	5000
Fit for a King III	Improve your Quest rewards by 6%. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	600
Quoiner the Market I	Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	1500
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	50
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	200
Mantra Meditation	Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	1500
Well Watered	A chance of getting a special item when you water trees. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	2223
Clear Mind	Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	1000
Fit for a King II	Improve your Quest rewards by 4%. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	400
Beginner Haggler	Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	2000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	50
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	1140
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation	Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	500
Animal Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%. Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	1250
Ticket To Sky Plunge	Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin? Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	25
Ticket To Radial Heights	Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message! Got it Tue. November 6, 2012	25
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Sun. November 4, 2012	400
Heavy Flow	Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%. Got it Sun. November 4, 2012	200
Heavy Petting	A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees. Got it Sun. November 4, 2012	600
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Sun. November 4, 2012	500
Friend of Metal	By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees. Got it Sat. November 3, 2012	750
Animal Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Sat. November 3, 2012	400
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Sat. November 3, 2012	250
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Sat. November 3, 2012	200
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. November 3, 2012	50
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Sat. November 3, 2012	50
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Sat. November 3, 2012	100
Encyclopeddling	The universe of Glitch is deep and broad (and a little bit tubby). Getting to know it all can be hard. Encyclopeddling aids the process of discovery by giving you instant info on each new item. Got it Fri. November 2, 2012	90
Skill Learning Brain	Enables the learning of new skills and bestows a skill learning brain with an initial capacity for 20 skills. Got it Fri. November 2, 2012
Camera Mode	Camera mode gives you the ability to peek around the level a bit without moving. When you're in Camera Mode, arrow keys pan the camera around your location. Easy — and it works great with Zoomability! Got it Fri. November 2, 2012	75
Zoomability	Zooming … how does one live without it?! Zoomability lets you zoom your view of the game in and out to get the whole picture. Works very well with Camera Mode! Got it Fri. November 2, 2012	75
Mappery	Mappery is a generous dose of spatial knowhow: a minimap of your current location and a searchable area map which allows you to set destinations and get street-by-street directions. Got it Fri. November 2, 2012	20
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Fri. November 2, 2012	6
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Fri. November 2, 2012	6
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Fri. November 2, 2012	3
Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Fri. November 2, 2012	2