Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 5.2x
Brain Capacity: 32 skills
Energy Tank: 620

Upgrades Apparently April has gotten!

Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
5000
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
750
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2000
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1200
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
800
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2400
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2500
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2000
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1500
Happy Animals Improve the happiness of your domestic animals, so you can pack 10% more of them on your land.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
3000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2400
Stronger, Saucier Pan Reduce wear and tear on your Saucepan by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
330
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
130
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1000
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
600
Saucy Pan Become a sauce expert, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Saucepan. Sweet or sour? You decide!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
400
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2000
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
130
Stronger Pot Reduce the depletion of your Awesome Pot by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1200
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
2400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
2400
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Fri. May 18, 2012
5000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
500
Shaken, not Stirred All the party, half the hangover. This upgrade extends your Cocktail Shaker's lifespan by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
375
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
5000
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
5000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
5000
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
3000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 17, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
5000
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
600
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Wed. May 16, 2012
4000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
1000
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
750
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Mon. May 14, 2012
125
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1000
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
3000
Better Blockmaker Study the intricacies of Urth, resulting in 20% less fuel spent when using a Blockmaker.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
750
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
435
Pantastic Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
400
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
200
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
600
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1200
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
5000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
4000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
120
Potato Hoocher Lost art of Hooch that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every Potato you cram into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
500
Potent Potions Upgrade your potionmaking skills for a chance of bonus imagination when using a Cauldron.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
1500
Pedal to the Metal Expand your expertise of Metal for a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Metal Machine.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
1250
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
1000
Wondrous Weave An ancient weaving technique that gives you a rare chance of making thrice the Fabric when using a Loomer.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
3500
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
600
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
400
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
250
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
250
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
200
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
200
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
400

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Apparently April. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Speedier Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 50%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012