Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 6.45x
Brain Capacity: 40 skills
Energy Tank: 740

Upgrades False has gotten!

Energy Tank +50 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
6000
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Tree Hugger I Gives you a chance of 2X Super Harvest with all trees except Paper and Wood Tree.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
200
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
3000
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
4000
Boisterous Bartender I Fiddle with your blender and cocktail shaker to make drinks in batches 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
4000
Grilliant Advance your skill with the Famous Pugilist Grill for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
800
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
400
Resilient Grill Extend your Famous Pugilist Grill's lifespan by 50%. It sure can take a beating now!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
435
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Wheeler Dealer Who said it was used? Vendor buyback prices are 5% higher.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25000
Fruity Goodness Upgrade your knowledge of all things fruity, so that you occasionally get extra Imagination from Changing Fruit. You go, girl!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
250
Thirst Quencher An even bigger chance of a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Spellbound Spindle A magical incantation that gives you a chance of spinning String instead of Thread with your Spindle.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1200
Creative Seasoner Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when you use a Bean Seasoner.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
33829
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
5000
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1000
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
3000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Twinsies I Sometimes the stork knocks twice. This upgrade will give you (or rather, a Chicken) a chance to incubate two animals from one seasoned egg.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
600
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
600
Getting Pretty Peaty A strange, transformational flash of inspiration that allows you to dig up 5 blocks of Peat in one digging.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
400
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2400
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
250
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
5000
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
4000
Super Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 30%.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
750
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
66
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
500
Bubble-licioius Some might argue that tuning Bubbles is a frivolous pastime. But what do they know? With this upgrade, you'll occasionally earn extra Imagination when using your Bubble Tuner... and show them who's boss!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
300
Fast Talker Get more for what you paid for. Vendor buyback prices are 2% higher.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
10000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2400
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
5000
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
400
Internal Sortitude Ability to "specialize" your bags, so the right sort of items will automatically go into the right bags, whenever they can. Brilliant!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
30000
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Tincture Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when using a Tincturing Kit.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1200
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
5000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1500
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
125
Butterfly Control Freak Control the range a Butterfly'll fly around a Butterfly Stick!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2500
Radiation Prolonger Increase the duration of your transcendental radiation by 20%.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
3000
Shake Things Up Upgrade your Cocktail Shaker for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when using it. Even more reason to throw a party!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
800
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1000
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
600
Grain Hoocher Old-time Hooch secret that lets you squeeze 20% more hooch out of every bit of Grain you pop into your Hopper.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
500
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
5000
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2500
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
600
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
25
Steady On, Mood Loser A reduction in your periodic mood loss: mood drops from peak highs are 1/6th slower than the natural rate.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
7500
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
300
Captain Cook I Tamper with your cooking devices to make food in batches which are 50% larger than standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
5000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Fuel Efficiency Bestow upon yourself a series of deep, keen insights into the nature of Fuel. With this knowledge, you'll occasionally earn more Imagination when using your Fuelmaker.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
500
Mad Machinist I Overclock your machines to make things in batches 50% larger than specified by factory settings.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
5000
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
500
Tincturing Todd Meddle with your tincturing kit to make tinctures in batches twice as large as standard batch sizes.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
2000
Alchemy Learning Speed IV Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 15%.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
10000
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
200
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. November 1, 2012
1000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
5000
Special Herbs Increase your chances of a 3X Super Harvest to 20%.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
500
Fast Scraper Cut down the time it takes you to scrape Barnacles and Ice in half, to 2 seconds.
Got it Thu. June 28, 2012
8000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Thu. June 21, 2012
1000
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Thu. June 21, 2012
250
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Thu. June 21, 2012
500
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed III Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 10%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 4 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 5.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +640 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012