Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 2.85x
Brain Capacity: 42 skills
Energy Tank: 360

Upgrades Paraprose has gotten!

Ticket to Bippity Bop Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
47082
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
2000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
800
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. August 27, 2012
100
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Fri. August 3, 2012
500
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Fri. August 3, 2012
400
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. August 3, 2012
200
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. August 3, 2012
35
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. August 3, 2012
800
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. August 1, 2012
140
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. July 31, 2012
34
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. July 27, 2012
800
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Wed. July 25, 2012
25
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. July 23, 2012
100
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 22, 2012
100
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. July 22, 2012
800
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. July 22, 2012
32
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. July 19, 2012
100
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
100
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
14000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. July 17, 2012
800
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. July 14, 2012
800
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Sat. July 14, 2012
200
Ticket To Starlit Night Ever wonder what stars sound like? Collect quoins as you float in the night-time sky.
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
25
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. July 12, 2012
25
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Tue. July 10, 2012
400
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Mon. July 9, 2012
25
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Sun. July 8, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. July 7, 2012
11870
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Thu. July 5, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
600
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
1200
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
110
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
600
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
50
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
110
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 5 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. July 4, 2012
23355
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012
50
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
8493
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 27, 2012
2380
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
800
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
600
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
1910
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Mon. June 25, 2012
3000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. June 24, 2012
50
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. June 23, 2012
25
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
3000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Fri. June 22, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
600
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
600
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
1500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
50
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
1530
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
1220
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
600
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
3000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
600
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
1500
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
50
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
600
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 18, 2012
50
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
2000
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
5000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
780
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
780
Growth Spurt Why wait for mother nature? This upgrade makes your crops grow 10% faster.
Got it Thu. June 14, 2012
2000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
500
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
400
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
630
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
50
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
600
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
5000
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
1000
Tireless Transmogrifier I Tune up your transmogrifying tools (Fruit Changing Machine, Spice Mill, Gassifier and Bubble Tuner) to transmogrify in batches 50% larger than factory specs.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
3000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
20
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
500
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
200
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
200
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. June 13, 2012
400
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
400
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
300
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Tue. June 12, 2012
300
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 11, 2012
50
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
300
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
200
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
2000
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sun. June 10, 2012
600
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
250
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
200

Upgrades given during conversion

Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012