Upgrades

Upgrades drunken irishman has gotten!

Creative Blending	Imaginatively delicious! Gives you a chance of bonus Imagination when using a Blender. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	400
Stack Up	Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	5000
Beginner Haggler	Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	2000
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack?	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps! Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	400
It's Teflon Time	Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%! Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	250
Transcendental Radius I	Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	2000
Ticket to Mountain Scaling	Activate this card to traverse the tippity top of the mountains and try not to fall down into the clouds. Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	25
Energy Tank +10	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	600
Pantastic	Beef up your Frying Pan skills for a chance to earn bonus Imagination every time you fry somethin' up. Mmm, it's gonna be tasty! Got it Fri. November 16, 2012	400
Clear Mind	Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	1000
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	980
Tempered Steel	Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	125
Cooking Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	1250
Ticket to Bippity Bop	Activate this card to bounce your way through a fluffy sky scape of joy! you'll probably get some quoins out of it too. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	25
Psychedelia Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps! Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	400
Ticket To Cloud Flight	Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air! Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	100
Who Smelt It?	Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	1500
Alchemy Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	1250
Fit for a King I	Improve your Quest rewards by 2%. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	200
Industrial Learning Speed III	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 10%. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	5000
Basic Filter Pack	Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps! Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	300
Snapshottery	Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode! Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	500
Strong Smelter	Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	2000
Industrial Learning Speed II	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	1250
Rub 'er Up	Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot... Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	600
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation	Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	500
Appreciation of Food Variety	Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	500
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide	Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	25
Ticket To Cloud Rings	Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	25
Trade Channelling	Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	200
Quoiner the Market I	Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110. Got it Thu. November 15, 2012	1500
Cooking Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 1	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I	Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3	Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Add 1.30 To Your Quoin Multiplier	Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across. Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Energy Tank +230	Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger! Got it Wed. May 2, 2012

Walk Speed I	Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II	A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III	This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I	Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops. Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II	This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump	This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing! Got it Wed. July 18, 2012

Upgrades drunken irishman has gotten!

Upgrades given during conversion