The Rube is here to trade with you!
Rube: I'll give you a Gas Plant Bean for one of your Lotsa Loxes. OK?
Me: Er, no…
Rube: I'll give you a Meat Tetrazzini for one of your Divine Crepes. OK?
Me: Er, no…
Rube: I'll give you some Rubeweed for one of your Lumps of Loam. OK?
Me: Er, no…
Rube: I'll give you an Onion Sauce for one of your Pig Baits. OK? I only have so much patience! (4/5)
Me: So do I! Offer me something worth having then!
Rube: I'll give you a Gurly Drink for one of your Juicy Carpaccios. OK? Last chance! (5/5)
Me: Good grief, it’s still a NO!
Rube: I cannot find anything else I wish to part with. Next time, next time...
Me: You’re hopeless, Rube…

Yeah, where are the dolls and cubimal boxes?

The Rube has been awful for me lately - the above is a pretty good example of his usual offerings, although I did get a Grand Old Grinder last week (I nearly fell off my chair)!