So I come home from a pleasant afternoon harvesting yellow only to see this vulgar behaviour going on in my bedroom!

Once Pupusas has a key, she will always, always, always, let herself into your room and kick your livestock in the booty.

I deny everything! And just what right do you have to come barging into ... your bedroom, I guess? Huh. That would explain why I had to break a window to get in. By the way, you're out of beer.

Somehow I didn't read this at first as "kick" D:

I believe Beyond the Pale is aiming for delicacy.