WHY DID YOU BURY THEM?

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Shhexy - it's much quicker than making them with the construction tool. The hardest piece of furniture to make by far is the sloth bed as stuffing a live sloth is no easy task. I'm covered in s-cratches under all this lederhosen.

My Trisor bed was a task...I'm rockin a prosthetic left arm/right leg combo over here cuz that sorry bastard bit my limbs off while i was trying to bury his big ass.

Haha, damn Trisor! Bloody Roboyeti wouldn't stand still while I was stuffing him and that's why his foot looks wonky on the bed. Don't even get me started on the pig I dressed up like a rook. There was plop everywhere.

SPEAKING of rooks, have you guys even tried making a rook bed? You have to stand at the shrine forever waiting for someone to use Martial Imagination, and before the pillows are even done some dingbat's pushed the orb past 9.

Damn Pale Queen, I know the feeling. Last time I made a rook cabinet I tripped over the twiggy bottom and thought I was gonna hit my head on the back of inside of the cabinet but luckily some guy called Mr Tumnus caught me in time. Brrrr, is anyone else feeling cold?

meh whiners try making firepots with no source of fire in all of Ur. Ended up rubbing 2 planks together for like 3 Starry Nights straight!

God that sounds like the worst. Oh yeah that's right; I'm on a perma-trip on Purple. Have you seen the Purple Palace in my tower?!? Where the actual hell do you think that stuff came from?? It took imbibing probably over a hundred essences to finally capture the Scion to fashion my loveseat out of. WOAH! Did anybody else see that flying grizzly bear just now??!?!?!?! Or am I just wiggin' out again...?

Wow, that does sound like a bad trip Osiris. Wheeblefurnituring is not recommended on an empty stomach. Did you not read the flat pack instructions or were they written in Scion again? My dirty secret shame is the banana chairs. You guys have no idea how much I had to caress it to make it that big...