no, no, this guy wrote me a letter (but my butler lost it, naturally) letting me know he was boarding an outbound train to Wisconsin. Said he had a cousin there who needed help with a farm. Or, was it a farm who needed help with a cousin? My butler forgets things, could have been a tractor what needed help with a field!

Put up more than one feeder. That will keep your piggies alive.

...or visit your piggies more than once every 75 days... *whistles innocently*