Smuggler
A member of the [REDACTED] movement, whose attempts to overthrow [REDACTED] and bring about [REDACTED] by transferring parcels of [REDACTED] from Point A to Point [REDACTED] are disrupted by deimaginators, who have been monitoring and censoring their [REDACTED] revolutionary literature for many millennia.
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Smuggler
Hey there. So... we have some, ahem, "stuff" which we need to get from A (here) to B (somewhere else)… without attracting attention. If you know what I'm saying. Some might call it smuggling, but we find that word a bit uncouth.
You
Smuggling, you say? I might be interested in that.
Smuggler
You wanna smuggle? For realz? Sweet!
You
I'm excited!
Smuggler
That's okay, buddy. Not everyone can be an exciting, dynamic young go-getter. Some folks just lack a sense of adventure.
You
I resent that.
Smuggler
Okay, so just take this package and deliver it. But be careful - there are deimaginators out there who will try to stop you from delivering. Avoid them at all costs!
You
this.giveStartQuest(pc);
Smuggler
I'm sure you do, Captain Sensible. I'm sure you do.
You
Hmph.
Smuggler
this.setAndBroadcastState('exitWithBox');
this.apiSetTimer('giveReset',1000);
this.has_conversed = true;
Smuggler
this.setAndBroadcastState('idleNoBox');
this.apiSetTimer('giveDoDisappear',500);
this.has_conversed = true;
pc.run_overlay_script('smuggling_explain_restrictions');
Smuggler
You made it! How perfectly frabjous!
You
Frab-what?
Smuggler
Frabjous. But never mind that. Do you have the... thing?... With the stuff? Y'know, the…
You
The contraband?
Smuggler
Yes, that.
You
I do! Here you go...
Smuggler
1
Smuggler
You did. Much to our surprise, and unlike so many who have tried before, you did. How, I'll never know - but before I go, here's a little something for your trouble.
You
100
Smuggler
On the contrary, comrade: we thank YOU.
Smuggler
Well I'll be… Back for another bite of the hot smuggling action, are we? The fire of questionably legal package delivery pumping through your veins, is it?
You
You bet. I was born for this.
Smuggler
Your choice, friend. Maybe next time, eh?
You
Meh. Maybe.
Smuggler
this.setAndBroadcastState('exitWithBox');
this.apiSetTimer('giveReset',1000);
Smuggler
That's the stuff, comrade. You know the drill by now, right? Take the package, get it to the destination, avoid the deimaginators...
You
this.giveStartQuest(pc);
Smuggler
Let's do this thing! Are you ready?
You
I was born ready.
Smuggler
this.setAndBroadcastState('idleNoBox');
this.apiSetTimer('giveDoDisappear',500);
this.has_conversed = true;
pc.run_overlay_script('smuggling_reveal_destination');
Smuggler
You again? You just can't get enough of this smuggling lark, can you?
You
I think I may have found my calling.
Smuggler
They all say that at first... but the urge to get back to the front line, battling to help save freedom of imagination through high-stakes package delivery usually wins out in the end.
You
I'm strong-willed.
Smuggler
this.setAndBroadcastState('exitWithBox');
this.apiSetTimer('giveReset',1000);
Smuggler
Then listen very carefully: I will say this only once. The deimaginators want this one, and they want it bad. Convey it to its intended destination, without delay.
You
Deimaginator: bad, destination: good. Got it.
Smuggler
this.setAndBroadcastState('idleNoBox');
this.apiSetTimer('giveDoDisappear',500);
this.has_conversed = true;
pc.run_overlay_script('smuggling_reveal_destination');
Smuggler
More smuggling? Excellent. Our movement needs dedicated smugglologist operatives like yourself. Ready for another run?
You
Yup. Number one smuggloperative. That's me.
Smuggler
Yeah. Someone cooler. Be on your way, good little citizen…
You
You don't impress me, hoodlum.
Smuggler
this.setAndBroadcastState('exitWithBox');
this.apiSetTimer('giveReset',1000);
Smuggler
Keep your eyes open, little comrade, the cause is depending on you. And the deimaginators are talking about stepping up their game.
You
Don't worry. I'm sharp. Like fox.
Smuggler
Like a?… Whatever. All the words we just spoke will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Stay sharp, or foxy, whichever you prefer.
You
You can count on it.
Smuggler
this.setAndBroadcastState('idleNoBox');
this.apiSetTimer('giveDoDisappear',500);
this.has_conversed = true;
pc.run_overlay_script('smuggling_reveal_destination');
Smuggler
You made it! Again! And those people in the movement said you'd never survive what the deimaginators had planned for you.
You
What the deimaginati-what now?
Smuggler
Oh, nothing. Just trust me: if you've made it this far, you've either got luck or some pretty powerful friends. Now, let's get this - *ahem* - business concluded before anyone gets suspicious.
You
Hang on… ungh! Right: here you go! One package of "stuff".
Smuggler
1
Smuggler
It certainly is. And we're grateful: no questions asked. To prove it - a little something-something to say thanks for supporting the cause.
You
100
Smuggler
There's always more where that came from.
Smuggler
You managed to get here? Inconceivable!
You
Is it? I mean, I just followed the map, avoided the deimaginators and brought the package…
Smuggler
And you managed to bring the package in one piece too?!? INCONCEIVABLE!
You
I don't think that word means what you think it means. But, here you go.
Smuggler
1
Smuggler
Just testing out a new slogan. Help yourself to some of our communal cause stash, comrade.
You
100
Smuggler
That's right, we rob from the deimaginator rich and give to, well, you. Until next time, friend!
Smuggler
What's the password?
You
Password?
Smuggler
YEAH! PASSWORD, NOW, or I'll… Ha! Kidding! I'm having fun with you, comrade. You got the stuff?
You
Yes! Stuff. Let me tell you, it was pretty hairy getting it he…
Smuggler
1
Smuggler
Yeah, you know. Fuzzy? Sweet? Good at smuggling stuff and following maps? You know: peaches!
You
100
Smuggler
Whatever, comrade. The movement wanted me to pass on these tokens of our esteem. Stay free in the brain, kid.
