Dear kind sir,

My name is Amuthabhet Rajakuramaut, and I am a prince from Persia. I am writing to you to request your assistance in gaining access to my 9 million currants asset. At this moment the assest is locked with a 1m bond in the Pot bank. If you would be ever so kind to leave 1m currant with my bulter by 34th Remember, I would be so willing to share my inheritance with you.