It has come to my attention that you have picked up my priorly placed letter. I shall take this to mean that you have accepted my aforementioned appointment as your Government (unregulated) Stalker.

This shall mark the first, in what I hope will become many, days of unsettling business arrangements, thusly prompting further letters that will likely signify nothing, other than my ever-present aura.

Signed Metephysically,
- Yuoh

P.S. It may be prudent to inform you that I am also appointed to Wrellis in the matters of Stalkerhood, but I do so hope that my co-employment will result very few door-slamming jam sessions between you.