Upgrades

Quoin Multiplier: 12.3x
Brain Capacity: 37 skills
Energy Tank: 500

Upgrades Not That Borges has gotten!

Iconically Thrifty II Continued worship produces results. Tithing Icons now costs 5% less than normal.
Got it Fri. November 23, 2012
3000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Tue. October 30, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. October 30, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
25
High Jumper III This is the jump you've been waiting for: an incredible "little bit" higher than the classic Glitchen jump height! BOING!
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
15000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Mon. October 29, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
180
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
50
Price Dropper Keep pushing that line! Vendor prices lowered by 7%.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
8000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
20577
Transcendental Radius III Radiate to everyone in the location during Transcendental Radiation
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
8000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. October 28, 2012
25
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
2000
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
25
Iconically Thrifty I Giants recognize your pious efforts. Tithing Icons now costs 3% less than normal.
Got it Sat. October 27, 2012
1000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
4500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. October 17, 2012
8000
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
4000
Giants' Beloved II Open your heart. Altogether 20% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sun. October 14, 2012
12000
Prepared For Ancestral Nostalgia I Be prepared for the onset of the Ancestral Nostalgia: gain an extra minute to spend in the Ancestral lands (in the regions of Baqala, Xalanga, Choru or Zhambu).
Got it Sat. October 13, 2012
12000
Big 'Un Triple Jump Oh my - what a Triple Jump it is. Boundless and bountiful! Can you handle it?
Got it Sat. October 6, 2012
15000
Ticket To Cloud Rings Activate this card to blast through all the cloud rings, collecting quoins as you go. Don't forget to enjoy the view a bit.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012
25
Transcendental Highway Further your Transcendental Radiation studies for a chance to earn bonus Imagination when you Radiate.
Got it Fri. September 28, 2012
500
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012
48
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Tue. September 25, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
3500
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
7000
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
160
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 23, 2012
12000
Shrine On II When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 50% more damage.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
6000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
48
Bargain Driver Drive that bargain! Vendor prices lowered by 5%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
5000
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Ticket to Slip 'N Slide Activate this card to jump and slide your way up and down the slippery hills of this quoin filled winter wonderland.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
25
Beginner Haggler Get haggling! Vendor prices are lowered by 2%.
Got it Sat. September 22, 2012
2000
Medium Triple Jump A bigger Triple Jump - adequate, but not necessarily amazing.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
1500
Stack Up Stack up the items across all bags in your pack, so you don't have a bit of one item here and another bit there, when it is possible to put them together.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
5000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
25
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
1000
Ticket To Sky Plunge Take the plunge! A fast drop through soft, morning clouds. Can you collect every quoin?
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
25
Transcendental Radius II Radiate 100% further during Trancendental Radiation.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
4000
Appreciation of Food Variety Each crafted meal which you have not eaten for a full game day (four real hours) grants 25% of its energy value as an iMG bonus. Bonus doubled if you have not eaten it for 30 game days.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
500
Trade Channelling Gives access to the "Trade Channel" a game-wide chat channel for buyers to find those selling the things they want to buy, and also the same thing but the other way around.
Got it Fri. September 21, 2012
200
Transcendental Radius I Radiate 50% further during Transcendental Radiation.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
2000
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Thu. September 20, 2012
25
Psychedelia Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Dither, Shift and Outline filters to transfigure your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Do Hue Want This Filter Pack? Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Piggy, Firefly and Beryl filters to colorize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Hipst-o-Rama Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Holga, Ancient and Vintage filters to hipsterize your Snaps!
Got it Wed. September 19, 2012
Quoiner the Market III Upgrade your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 130. That's alotta quoins!
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012
2500
Ticket To Beam Me Down Activate this card to start your descent. Feel the wind in your hair, grab some quoins and maybe get a little help from some unidentifiable friends.
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012
150
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. September 16, 2012
6000
Giants' Beloved I Open your mind. 10% greater chance of receiving Giant Love from an Icon.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
5000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. September 8, 2012
150
Ticket To Cloud Flight Leap into the sky above the tree-tops, and collect quoins as you fly through the air!
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
25
Walk Speed IV Snappy walk speed that puts you slightly ahead of the pack. Just slightly. But, enough to notice.
Got it Wed. August 29, 2012
20000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
25
Mantra Meditation Outgoing chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
1500
Ticket to Abysmal Thrill Activate this card to dive to the depths of Abysmal Thrill and test your skills at quoin getting.
Got it Sun. August 26, 2012
25
Add 0.25 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
2500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. August 25, 2012
140
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. July 21, 2012
140
Ticket To Radial Heights Fly about the evening sky, discovering a spiral of stars. Extra care earns you a special message!
Got it Tue. July 3, 2012
25
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. July 1, 2012
2000
Ticket To Arbor Hollow Follow a trail of quoins to the tops of tall trees. Then collect more as you plunge back down!
Got it Sat. June 30, 2012
25
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. June 26, 2012
140
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
2000
Add 1.00 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
8000
Tune Out The Chatter Meditation Incoming chat messages will no longer distract you while meditating.
Got it Wed. June 20, 2012
500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
140
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
47
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
1000
Shrine On I When you prime a Shrine in a battle with the Rook, all donations do 25% more damage.
Got it Sun. June 17, 2012
3000
Tink Happy Thoughts Repairing tools improves your mood, bit for bit.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
2500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
140
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sat. June 16, 2012
46
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 9, 2012
1600
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. June 4, 2012
1600
Rock Whisperer Ore summoner! Rock wizard! Choose this and Dullite, Beryl & Sparkly rocks alike have a 50% better chance of respawning as mega-capacity rocks when you deplete them.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
4000
Truly Outrageous IV Unlock the deepest secrets of precious jewels for an 8% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
2500
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
1200
Basic Filter Pack Enhance your Snapshottery upgrade with the Boost, B&W, Chilliwack and Historic filters to spiff up your Snaps!
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
300
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. June 2, 2012
1200
Sparkly Expert Shiny happy Sparkly! Your expert status can earn you 15% more Sparkly from mining!
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
5000
Add 0.50 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. June 1, 2012
3000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Mon. May 28, 2012
140
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Mon. May 28, 2012
46
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 28, 2012
800
Quoiner the Market II Expand your daily quoin limit by another 10 coins to 120.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
46
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 27, 2012
800
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
800
Overachiever V Time to find a new obsession, Type A. With this upgrade, you'll earn 10% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
1500
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Sat. May 26, 2012
12540
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
800
Who Smelt It? Gives you a chance of a surprise item when smelting Metal Rocks with the Smelter.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1500
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
130
Fit for a King V Improve your quest rewards by 10%.
Got it Fri. May 25, 2012
1200
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 23, 2012
6783
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Tue. May 22, 2012
120
Manic Mining II Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 25%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
5000
Super Elemental Shake Even more bonus elements produced by a nice, long shake in the pouch!
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
4000
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
2400
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
1000
Fit for a King IV Improve your Quest rewards by 8%.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
800
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. May 20, 2012
120
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
2000
Overachiever IV It's not the journey, it's the destination! Earn 8% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
1000
Fit for a King III Improve your Quest rewards by 6%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
600
Fit for a King II Improve your Quest rewards by 4%.
Got it Sat. May 19, 2012
400
Harvesting Fool This upgrade grants a chance of a 3X Super Harvest of crops!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
400
Overachiever III Dang! You're so achieving, your report card is jealous. Earn 6% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
750
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1000
Master Assembler Channel the mysteries of Alph and assemble any machine in one swift action, given that you have the required parts. Hint: Start with the Machine Stand.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Manic Mining I Toil less, mine more! Speed up your mining time by 10%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2000
Overachiever II More goodies for you, goodie two-shoes. Earn 4% more rewards from each Achievement.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Bigger Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, your chance of finding a bonus item is bigger. Bigger... yeah!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1200
Clearer Mind Bump your meditation duration by 50%. Oooohhhmmmm.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
3000
The Green Smelt Smelting costs 3 energy instead of 5 per Plain Metal Ingot.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2000
Big Crop Bonus When you Water, Plant, or Clear a plot in a Crop Garden, you have a small chance of finding something interesting.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
600
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
2000
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
44
Speedy Unlearning Reduce your Unlearning Time by 25%.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
5000
Hoe Down More aggressive hoeing gives you more Imagination but wears your Hoe (or High Class Hoe) down faster.
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
500
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sun. May 13, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +20 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
2000
Heavy Flow Reduces the wear and tear on your Watering Can or Irrigator 9000 by 50%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
200
Heavy Petting A chance of getting a special item when you pet trees.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
600
Well Watered A chance of getting a special item when you water trees.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
600
Tempered Steel Toughen up your Knife & Board, for a 50% longer lifespan.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
125
Metal Rock Expert You're so Metal!! You can now get 15% more Metal Rock from mining!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
3000
It's Teflon Time Time to coat your Frying Pan in a thin layer of mysteriously resilient goo. Sure, it's pretty - but it also extends the pan's lifespan by 50%!
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
250
Fit for a King I Improve your Quest rewards by 2%.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
1000
Sassy Gassifier Get to know the Gassifier better for a chance of bonus Imagination when using it.
Got it Sat. May 12, 2012
400
Get Out of Hell Free Card Get out of Hell instantly, with full health. Lucky devil!!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
41
Overachiever I Get 2% more rewards from each Achievement you earn. One less thing for the bucket list!
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
250
Truly Outrageous III Deepen your knowledge of crystalline formations for a 6% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Fri. May 11, 2012
1500
Super Refinery Improve your grinding ability further for a better chance of a special surprise when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
2500
Levitate with Style This upgrade makes your hang time longer when you Levitate.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
5000
Truly Outrageous II Continue your investigation of Gems for a 5% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
1250
Friend of Metal By purchasing this upgrade, you confirm your allegiance to Metal. In appreciation (or perhaps disgust), Sloths will occasionally spit Snails down at you when you walk past their trees.
Got it Thu. May 10, 2012
750
Tinker Time Gives a chance for bonus Imagination when crafting tools with your Tinkertool.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
500
Quoiner the Market I Expand your daily quoin limit from 100 to 110.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
1500
Rub 'er Up Forbidden, carnal knowledge of Plain Metal that grants you a chance of bonus Imagination when rubbing it with the Alchemical Tongs. Yeah, that's the spot...
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
600
Compound Interest Earn bonus Imagination from making compounds. How compounding!
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
400
Super Animal Harvest II This upgrade allows you to earn an occasional 3X Super Harvest.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
400
Enlightenment Deepen your understanding of the Focusing Orb, so you sometimes earn bonus Imagination when using the Orb.
Got it Tue. May 8, 2012
2000
Refinery Do you love to grind? This upgrade gives you a rare chance for a surprise item when Crushing rocks or barnacles with a Grinder.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Mon. May 7, 2012
1000
Focused Imagination Channels your focus for a chance of bonus Imagination when using the Orb for Focused Meditation.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
1000
Dullite Expert Check you out, Dullite expert. You can now get 15% more Dullite from mining!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
2500
Beryl Expert Wow! You're such an expert, you can now get 15% more Beryl from mining!
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
4000
Reshuffle Reshuffle the Deck, above and beyond your one free daily reshuffle.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
110
Truly Outrageous I Study Gem structure for a 4% chance of a bonus Gem when you mine.
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
1000
Levitate Longer Levitate longer pretty much explains it. You'll be able to levitate for a longer period of time. Capiche?
Got it Sun. May 6, 2012
2000
Super Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 40%.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
4000
Unlearning Ability Need to free up your brain for better skills? You can now unlearn a skill at the same rate that it took to learn it.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
3000
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
1000
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
1000
Rube Radar Double your chances of meeting The Rube.
Got it Sat. May 5, 2012
5000
Rube's Favorite You're nobody's chump! The Rube will no longer offer you cheap items after this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Strong Smelter Reduce wear and tear on your Smelter by 50%.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Super Animal Harvest I Love to squeeze, milk and nibble? Earn an occasional 2X Super Harvest with this upgrade.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
200
Energy Tank +10 Life's a lot less fun on an empty tank: make yours bigger!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
800
Add 0.20 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
2000
Bonus Tool From Spare Parts Take all those spare parts left over from assembling your new tool and occasionally make an extra tool with them.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
5000
Clear Mind Upgrade your meditation duration by 20%. Focusssssss.
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
1000
Sweet Knife Skills Improve your chopping skills so you occasionally get extra Imagination when you use the Knife and Board. Tear it UP!
Got it Thu. May 3, 2012
200
Add 0.10 To Your Quoin Multiplier Your Quoin Multiplier increases the benefit from each quoin you come across.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
800
Increase your Brain Capacity by 3 Your brain capacity determines how fast you learn skills: when you're over capacity, learning slows down.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
7500
Refined Speed Reduce your crushing time by 20%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000
Elemental Shake Learn the secret Elemental Pouch Shake. This maneuver helps Elements mingle, so they can be fruitful and multiply until they fill the pouch.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
2000

Upgrades given during conversion

In addition to the upgrades noted below, at the time of conversion a number of energy tank, quoin multiplier and brain capacity upgrades were automatically purchased for Not That Borges. The number of each was based on their character's level and how many of the old "better learning" skills they had.

Snapshottery Gives you the ability to take pictures (or Snaps) and share them with the world! Press 'C' for Camera Mode!
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed I Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 2%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Alchemy Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Alchemy skills (Alchemy, Element Handling, Intermediate Admixing, Crystallography, Distilling, Tincturing, Potionmaking) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Animal Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Animal skills (Animal Kinship, Animal Husbandry, Fox Brushing, Herdkeeping, Remote Herdkeeping) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Cooking Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Cooking skills (EZ Cooking, Cheffery, Grilling, Master Chef, Saucery, Blending, Cocktail Crafting) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Growing Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Growing skills (Botany, Light Green Thumb, Soil Appreciation, Croppery, Herbalism) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Gathering Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Gathering skills (Arborology, Bog Specialization, Jellisac Hands, Fruit Changing, Spice Milling, Gasmogrification, Bubble Tuning) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Industrial Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Industrial skills (Mining, Refining, Tinkering, Engineering, Blockmaking, Furnituremaking, Fiber Arts, and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Intellectual Learning Speed II Speed up the learning times for Intellectual skills (Bureaucratic Arts, Meditative Arts, Teleportation, Eyeballery, Penpersonship, Piety and similar skills) by 5%.
Got it Wed. May 2, 2012
Walk Speed I Truly the minimum acceptable walk speed. Anything else is maddening. You really MUST get this upgrade.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed II A decently brisk speed, though still slightly slower than the average mature Glitch.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Walk Speed III This is the tin standard — the most common walking speed, the one the Giants intended as the speed at which a Glitch walks.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper I Only a simple boost from the merest beginner jump — however, this upgrade allows you to easily clear those pesky mushroom tops.
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
High Jumper II This is a comfortable jump height. Not too small, certainly: it's just about right!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012
Baby Triple Jump This is the "starter" Triple Jump. Try it on for size! Usage instructions: jump right after you land three times in a row and … boing!
Got it Wed. July 18, 2012